I Pretended My Cat Wrote the Amazon Refund Email. They Actually Responded.

My cat knocked over my laptop and somehow placed an Amazon order for cat food I did not need. I wrote the refund request as if my cat had written it. "Dear Amazon, I am a cat. My human does not know I am writing this. I accidentally ordered 24 cans of tuna-flavored cat food using my human's one-click purchase. I am but a simple feline who cannot read terms and conditions. Please refund the order before my human finds out. I will be hiding under the bed. Yours sincerely, Mittens." The Amazon support agent replied: "Tell Mittens we will process the refund this one time. But please remind him that Amazon's terms require all account holders to be at least 18 years old." The refund came through within hours.